Did you ever stop and wonder…

9th
NOV

Did you ever stop and wonder…

Posted by Cali_Di_Shehzadi under Uncategorized

1) Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
2) Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3) Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
4) Why there’s a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5) Why you don’t ever see the headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
6) Why “abbreviated” is such a long word?
7) Why Doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why you have to click on “Start” to stop ‘Windows’?
9) Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
10) Why there isn’t mouse flavoured cat food?
11) Who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavor?
12) Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
13) Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
14) Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
15) If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
16) Why they call the airport “a terminal” if flying is supposedly so safe?
17) Why the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, but can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
18) If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
19) What do you call male ballerinas?
20) If blind people can see their dreams? Do they dream??
21) That if Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
22) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
23) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
24) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
25) Why the “Alphabet Song” and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune?
26) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
27) Why it is when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
28) How come we put a man on the moon before realising it would be a good idea to put wheels on suitcases?
29) Why brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells are forever?
30) How come “phonetically” is spelt with a “ph”?
31) Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box?
32) Why people pay to go up in tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
33) Why people say they “slept like a baby”, when babies normally wake up every two hours?
34) Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
35) What would the speed of lightning be if it didn’t zigzag?
36) Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but has to check when you say the paint is wet?
37) Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
38) Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
39) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
40) How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
41) What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
42) Why don’t women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
43) If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?