When angry

Posted by Zulfi under Humour

When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry don’t give in to the temptation to argue and fight.

Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his thongs (flip flops, to us Brits) to the floor.

I could watch this one over and over…. OH wait a minute…I have!!!

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Ulti kopdi ki ulti ganga – how to make sense of non-sense?

Posted by admin under Humour

1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! – Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. – Think about it.

3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside – So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! – That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!  Read more... (313 words, 5 images, estimated 1:15 mins reading time)

President-elect Obama calls world leaders!

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The American president-elect Barack Obama is said to have called 15 world leaders so far, including presidents or prime ministers or kings of Australia, Britain, Canada, France, Germany, Israel, Japan, Mexico, South Korea, Egypt, Italy, Saudi Arabia, Spain, Poland and Pakistan. Surprisingly, president-elect Obama has not called India’s leaders yet.

The truth is Obama has tried calling Mr. Singh. And a few times, he did connect as well. For various reasons though, the call did not seem to progress into a productive telephonic conversation. Here are ten reasons why that happened:

1. The first time Obama called the Indian Prime Minister’s office, Mr. Singh’s chief secretary
picked up the phone and said, “who is speaking..”….Hearing that, Obama hunged up the phone down and told his secretary that by mistake, they had connected to the Chinese president’s office.  Read more... (861 words, 5 images, estimated 3:27 mins reading time)