Once upon a time proposals were simple and straightforward, romantic and enchanting. Acceptance rate was in the 90% region with the consequences of a belan or chapal if it turned out to be the 10% unaccepted proposals – rare par hota tha aik zamane mein.

Arrey yaar its the 21st century aur zamana badal gaya – gone are the days of a song and dance with a rose between the teeth. And I think the bunch of floweres, a box of chocolate and a sweet message have been out for a while now.

So how do aaj kal ke launde propose to a girl? Well, modern technology se yaar. The youngsters have taken “Video marketing” to the next level and are literary shouting from the top of the highest mountain.

Take this guy for example – watch and learn, OK? uhmmm, maybe NOT!

Did good na? Kaafi daring ya? Well scene to acha tha aur ladki se kaafi door tha so no chance of chapal let alone belan.

I know what you are thinking here! Ladki ne kya boli? What was the girls response? Arrey yaar ladkiyan bhi kam nahi hai – boy can they respond!

Why not take a look yourself and learn, yeap this time take notes guys and learn the natija of this naya tactics………

Uhmmm, what do you think of the post? As beautiful as this site? Lol just kidding, its as beautiful as you my readers so why not leave me a comment on your thoughts eh? Better still, do you have a comeback guys? OK lets see it

Ok, ok baba I better sign off nahi toh e-chapal hi khani padegi mujhe

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Now this is some serious balancing act – brings water to my eyes just watching it. Bindaas – only in India!

John Abraham, Abhishek Bachchan, and (Ali bhai) I mean Udhay Chopra eat your heart out – Here’s the new hero of Dhoom 3

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Seriously, what the heck are these people on? Acha khasa sher par khambakton jaise comment ki hai :-$

OK, I recently did a post entitled “Pyaar bhi kya chiz hai” – A lovely poem and I was proud of it, I mean I am proud of it.

Pyaar bhi kya chiz hai na? So I expected lovers or at least those looking into love or out of it to comment and tell me something like “Haan bhai, yeh pyaar dewaana hai” or the opposite like “Sab bakwas hai” ” Faltu ki baat hai” and so on”.

I did get a couple of comments, well not a couple – I got 11 comments. 3 were just that faltu in english so I did not approve them. The rest were in Russian, 5 of which again were total bakwas. So I approved 3, 32 of which you can see under the above post and the 3rd is under “Monkey vs Tiger”.

Ah, I knew you would be wondering that! So you want to know what they said han? Chalo, yeh loh uncle Google ke madad se tum log bhi pad kar hasle – Njoy

You do not look like an expert – Erm, did he/she just call me a monkey? Khambakt kahinka

Under Pyaar bhi kya chiz hai

Russian:

Привет, случилась у меня сегодня проблема, дверь деревянная была и развалилась. Вызвал бригаду ремонтников с компании cтроительные машины

Пришли мастера, поставили металлическую дверь, долго перфоратором работали, сделали. Ушли, я утром выхожу, дверь открываю и у меня выпадает целый бетонный блок сообща с дверью. Вызвал мастеров, сказали, что это моя вина, что я очень толстый и не необходимо было висеть на двери и ушли. Я ведь ничего не делал, а ремонт теперь капитальный делать. Что в таких случаях делать, подскажите.

English:

Hi, happened to me this problem was the wooden door and collapsed. He called a team of repairmen Company Construction machinery

Came the master, put a metal door, a long hammer work, did. Out I go out in the morning, the door was open and I fall a concrete block together with the door. Wizard, saying that it was my fault that I am very fat and had to hang on the door and left. I’m doing nothing, but now major repairs done. What to do in such cases, help.

Under Monkey vs Tiger

Russian:

Вы не похожи на эксперта

English:

You do not look like an expert – Erm, did he/she just call me a monkey? Khambakt kahinka

Under Pyaar bhi kya chiz hai

Russian:

Привет. Возникла у меня необходимость использовать грузчиков у меня в небольшом магазине. Вот интересно ,у нас здесь есть гастарбайтеры всякие, кто–то имеет опыт работы с ними? Мне как то боязно – придет милиция и проблем не оберешься. В то же время наше в Webе вот такое объявление:

Фирма Gruziloff предоставляет временный персонал для разгрузо-погрузочных работ.

Мы воплотим в жизнь переезд склада, переезд представительства, переезд квартиры.

Зазгрузка и выгрузка фур, машин, вагонов

Наши услуги грузчиков в москве можно обзначить тирадой – цена, качество.

Мы всегда поможем, коль скоро потребуются грузчики на склад, разнорабочие, работники склада

Также одно из наших направлений – раздача рекламных материалов, раздача листовок, раздача флаеров.

У нас работают лишь активные и опытные раздатчики листовок.

Мы производим работу качественно, так как для нас выгодно длительное сотрудничество.

грузчики

Кто имеет опыт работы с ними? Обычная компания? Нужны грузчики на время, так что на постоянную основу нанимать невыгодно.

English:

Hi. There was, I need to use porters in my small shop. That’s interesting, we have here all sorts of guest workers, someone has experience with them? I like that terrifying – the police will come and problems be hell to pay. At the same time, in our Webe Here is the ad:

Company Gruziloff provides temporary assistance for unloading-loading operations.

We will implement a warehouse relocation, moving offices, moving apartments.

Zazgruzka and unloading wagons, cars, cars

Our service movers in Moscow can obznachit tirade – price, quality.

We always help, as long as needed porters to the warehouse, laborers, warehouse workers

Also one of our directions – the distribution of promotional materials, distribution of flyers, handing out flyers.

We have a vigorous and experienced distributors of leaflets.

We produce high quality work, as well as for us to benefit long-term cooperation.

stevedores

Who has experience with them? Normal company? Looking for porters at the time, so that on a permanent basis to hire unprofitable. – Now you know when in Moscow where to go if you need to hire someone – for what ever it is they are advertising!

AJ <<<ha ha under this name the KGB wont be able to find me?

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They say laughter is good – I say wicked sense of humour is better – Watch these videos I managed find around the net, some seriously funny, some nostalgic and some, well plain stupid?

Jho bhi hai, hasna sehat ke liye acha hai – todasa muskurao, haso aur Njoy karo

Wicked sense of humour – mr bean move over!

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Hopping mad monk – oops! I mean monkey vs crouching tiger, the bet is on. Is it ju jit su or is it who hits who? :-$

And who did you put your money on? The tiger I bet!

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Ermm! Can they claim that no snake was harmed during the filming of this clip?

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ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t?” I replied. “We only have six, nine, or twelve,” was the reply. “So I can’t order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?” “That’s right.” So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those “dividers” that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the “divider”, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, “Do you know how much this is?” I said to her “I’ve changed my mind, I don’t think I’ll buy that today.” She said “OK,” and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM “thingy.”

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. “Do you need some help?” I asked. She replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?”

“Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?” I asked. “No, just this remote thingy,” she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, “Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries. It’s a long walk.”

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of
typing paper. What do I do?” “Just use copier machine paper,” the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five “blank” copies.

SIX

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in “Twister.” I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the “cruise control” and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: “I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?”

EIGHT

Police in Radnor , Pa , interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message “He’s lying” was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing the “lie detector” was working, the suspect confessed.

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An enlightening moment of nostalgia

You gota love these two – probably two of the best comedians of yesteryears! And whoever put this clip together has a good sense of humour – bravo n hats off to him/her.

Enjoy the moment, have a laugh and a little dance – life is meant to be fun and enjoyable – if you like this please leave a comment. You can watch more videos at http://www.dostanatube.com

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When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry don’t give in to the temptation to argue and fight.

Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his thongs (flip flops, to us Brits) to the floor.

I could watch this one over and over…. OH wait a minute…I have!!!

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1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! – Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. – Think about it.

3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside – So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! – That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. – When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? – He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

10. “Laziness is our biggest enemy” – Jawaharlal Nehru
“We should learn to love our enemies” – Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

11. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, When tears flows from your eyes always say these words……Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

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